totes Auto Open Wooden Review
Cons: Large, unwieldy in high winds
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Our Analysis and Test Results
Totes makes a number of fun and well-designed products that have pleased our reviewers in past (and present) reviews.
In our official OGL Rain Test, the totes earned the only perfect 10 in this review. It's deep and wide canopy protected us very well, with only a few rogue raindrops striking us at mid-thigh and mid-forearm: excellent performance relative to others in this review. And honestly, for single-person umbrellas, we couldn't expect much more coverage unless we wanted our umbrella to be a giant bubble, and that would make daily life terribly awkward.
Totes also equips their products with a NeverWet invisible coating that, they claim, repels water and keeps it 4x drier. We did find that this model was easy to shake off when we got in the car or went inside; however, most umbrellas are made of very slick canopy materials, so any advantage was minimally perceptible. Of more importance, we found that the lack of folds on straight-shaft models made them easier to shake dry and reduced folds and pockets which could hold water and drip on our car seat when we thoughtlessly tossed it in the car.
Ease of Transport
The totes is the largest in this review, which knocked it down significantly in this category. However, what it lacks in ease of transport due to its large size, it makes up for with that handy handle. You can hook it over your arm to free your hands up to pay for your cup of coffee or browse through your favorite bookstore. It was also easy to hang on the back of a chair or banister for a quick hands-free moment. Warning: if toting around an umbrella is not in your normal scope of practice, it may be easy to hang it somewhere and walk off without it. If carrying an umbrella is part of your regular habit, however, you will be stoked toting this one around.
Some users found this product to be handy as a pseudo-cane, but with rumors of the shaft snapping, we didn't feel comfortable putting much weight on it. The metal tip, however, will hold up to periodic tapping on the ground as you walk with it or set it in a stand.
In our OGL Wind Test and daily use, the totes proved to be impressively durable. The fiberglass frame made it very strong in our tests.
However, there are reports online of users breaking the wooden shaft. In our testing, we did discover that the handle will scuff relatively easily, and it revealed a much lighter color underneath. So, while this product has a nice wooden veneer, it is not a solid hardwood handle.
Totes includes a lifetime warranty with their products. There are extensive instructions online: while you don't have to mail the whole thing back, you do have to pay to ship the replacement. While we aren't detectives (even though carrying this umbrella around makes us feel like an undercover agent) we are suspicious that this shaft might indeed be known to snap… If it does, it seems easy to replace. The totes had an impressive resistance to inverting in the wind, and in our OGL Wind Test, we had to slow down out of fear it was just going to rip our tester out the window before it inverted. Mary Poppins would totally dig this umbrella.
The deploy button is powerful and responsive, much more than others in this review: it is fast, tight and smooth. It reliably deploys with the same power every time; most of the other automatic umbrellas would hiccup or hesitate, at some point in our testing, when we hit the button.
Ease of Use
When the winds kick up, we found this contender to be insanely strong. In our OGL Wind Test, we had to slow the vehicle down before the umbrella inverted, as our grip strength and body weight was becoming insufficient for the forces the canopy could handle. In fact, it nearly Mary Poppins'ed (that's the verb for flying with an umbrella) our testers out the car window at 30mph. Don't worry, we were wearing a seat belt.
Despite its large size, it was still easy to go hands-free, allowing us to manage this umbrella and still order a cup of coffee. It was surprisingly easy to hang or hook almost anywhere-- just be mindful that you don't leave it behind. The larger canopy diameter can make it hard to fit through narrow spaces when you have it deployed in the rain.
We really liked the automatic deploy feature. The button makes very satisfying "thunk" on opening. It collapses easily as it has no lock to release on the runner.
The totes umbrella has a classic and stylish design that garnered many compliments at the coffee shops and stores downtown. It deploys with grace and style, making us feel like we were straight out of the movie Kingsmen. If the totes' distinct style makes you feel too much like a grandpa, check out the more modern, smaller umbrellas
The major concern was how easy it would be to forget and leave behind since we couldn't stash it inside a backpack or handbag when sitting down for lunch or taking a break indoors. However, while the totes looks like a more expensive umbrella, it is affordable enough you won't be heartbroken if you leave it at the bar or coffee shop.
The totes Auto Open Wooden was a pleasant surprise for our reviewers. It looked like an outlier in this review, and we weren't sure how it would compare to the rugged designs of trekking umbrellas and the convenience of compact ones. Putting it through our rigorous tests, however, we became quite smitten with this product: it was strong, durable, handled very nicely, and looked classy.
— Lyra Pierotti